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Join our team. Theoretically.

We are always theoretically hiring. Below are our current openings, none of which are currently open.

Responsible for the correct deployment of finger-based punctuation during high-stakes meetings. Must supply own fingers.

Coordinates the timely dispatch of sentiment across time zones. No actual resources involved. Extensive experience with hashtags preferred.

Leads a small, deeply committed team in the development, refinement, and international standardization of the shrug. Reports to no one in particular.

Sets tone and posture for the entire organization via a single, precisely raised eyebrow. Executive-level skepticism required.